Bizarre requests to the Foreign & Commonwealth Office Some of the more amusing enquiries the FCO received last year… Picture this, if you will. You’re in Cambodia. You spot a cute monkey and pause to admire. But suddenly the mischievous beast dislodges a large rock which tumbles forth and hits you square between the eyes. It really bloody hurts. Your eyes are watering and your friends are sniggering. You feel wronged. What to do? It’s a pickle. Some might laugh it off. Others might get cross. But a very select few decide they need compensation and a guarantee that the incident will never repeat itself, and that the organisation which can meet these demands is the Foreign & Commonwealth Office. We kid you not. Compensation for the monkey incident was just one of many truly bizarre requests made over the last year to the FCO, who have rather gamely shared some of them for our giggling pleasure. Others included a gentleman in Rome who approached FCO staff to translate a ...